I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.

Everything's a Story

(Source: dilfgod)


jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny

jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny


(Source: otakuwake)


dumbfricker:


filthyghoul:

strawberry063:

this is my favourite post on tumblr

I get an inch taller every time I see this mmmmmmmmmm

what?? u talkin about ya dick? does my picture make ya dick bigger? if so i completely understand reptilians are quite arousing

dumbfricker:

filthyghoul:

strawberry063:

this is my favourite post on tumblr

I get an inch taller every time I see this mmmmmmmmmm

what?? u talkin about ya dick? does my picture make ya dick bigger? if so i completely understand reptilians are quite arousing


prufrockslovesong:


naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


(Source: captainyessicauniverse)


theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"


(Source: deadlykillerqueen)


lossofblood:

as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape 

(Source: adryhandjob)


(Source: princesconsuela)


blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg


(Source: tacomaster420)


(Source: hemsworthc)


(Source: wontforgets)


sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch


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