Everything's a Story
this is my favourite post on tumblr
I get an inch taller every time I see this mmmmmmmmmm
what?? u talkin about ya dick? does my picture make ya dick bigger? if so i completely understand reptilians are quite arousing
This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.
THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg